*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid
These puns are unavoidable
I NEVER USE ANY STICKERS I GET BECAUSE ITS LIKE OH GOD I CAN ONLY USE THIS STICKER ON ONE THING BEFORE THE STICKINESS IS LOST FOREVER WHAT DO I PUT THIS ON OH NO FUCK LIKE OH MY GOD STICKERS ARE JUST WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME
eyebrow game strong
You little shits i had this idea in my head for 2 months and it took thirty minutes to get this shit off my face its a good fucking pun AHHH
Who were your “idols” when you were a teenager?
archaeologists are going to the location where simba’s dad died to see if they can gather mufossils
X Factor Italy - December 12, 2013
I have a gift for you as well. Your life.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me